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What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

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Why were the people in the Twin Towers so upset about their pizza order?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane.

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How are babies different from feminists?

Babies grow up and stop crying

What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

Fog Jokes More Fog Jokes

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.