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Fog Jokes

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

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What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

What's the difference between a bird, and a bird with only one wing?

It's a matter of a pinion(http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pinion).

Ucla Jokes More Ucla Jokes

What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What baby?

Oh, so you're not pregnant '

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

Bigamist Jokes More Bigamist Jokes

What's a bigamist?

It's a large fog in Italy

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.