Fog Jokes

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

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What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Bigamist Jokes More Bigamist Jokes

Why did the bigamist cross the road?

To get to the other bride.

What's a bigamist?

It's a large fog in Italy

Cloud Jokes More Cloud Jokes

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

California Jokes More California Jokes

Where can you dance in California?

A. San Fran-disco

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher?

A.It's cloged up with paper plates.

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Whatsapp & Facebook?

My Dad:We used to keep useless information to ourselves.

How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail Polish.