Fog Jokes

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

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What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

What did the tornado say to the car?

('You wanna go for a spin ')

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Where do frogs keep their treasure?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

What do you call a hapoy frog?

Hoppy

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Why do people like r/citrus?

It's sublime

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do llamas go on vacation?

Alpacapuco

Where do cats go to vacation?

Meowi