Fog Jokes

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

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What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if someone's a vegan?

When you ask them "Are you a vegan?" and they say "Yes".

What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

Clear Jokes More Clear Jokes

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse.

What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

Ucla Jokes More Ucla Jokes

What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

How could that have happened?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage!