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Fog Jokes

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

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Love

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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Itali-cized.

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Pack your trunk and clear out!

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A magnet only has two Poles.

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A morris dancer!

How many women does it take to park a car?

A man.

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Christian Bale

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Because he's a Fungi!

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Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

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What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit