Fog Jokes

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

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What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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He couldn't pull out of the chicken

Why did the Chinese chicken cross the road?

The eggrolled

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A frog in a blender.

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He wanted her to hit the hay!

What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

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What was the car doing in the dressing room?

Changing attire.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

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Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

How can you always be such a happy person?

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Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

What's white and drips from the cloud?

The coming of the Lord.