Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

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How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

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Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

How did the Mexican greet people in Hawaii?

Ahola.

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Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs