Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

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Why was Simba unable to save his dad in The Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.

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How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Whats a dentists favorite time of day?

The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.