Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

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Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

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Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

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Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

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What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz