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Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

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How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

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What do you call a group of people standing in the Arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

What are the advanteges of a long distance relationship?

All four people are happy.

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What time are most dental appointments scheduled for?

Tooth hurty.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz