Use zodiac signs
It saves so much time.
Credit to
Ted Cruz
Heidi cannot swing a golf club.
They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.
The Devil has standards.
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
When comcast puts them on hold and they don't hang up
Because it's humerus.
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
A waist of time.
Time
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.
A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew
You can't unload sand with pitchforks.
Because it's the most painful day in their lives
We abuse
Ohio
One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*
The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.
By watching corn!
He's taking over the Poles.
