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Zodiac Sign Jokes

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

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What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

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Coincidence Jokes More Coincidence Jokes

What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

Tyrannosaurus Jokes More Tyrannosaurus Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

Deaf Jokes More Deaf Jokes

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ()

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Why did the baseball player fail at the math test?

He used base 3.

Ted Cruz Jokes More Ted Cruz Jokes

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common?

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How do you ask a Northerner if they are of noble descent?

Arya Stark?

Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

David Bowie Jokes More David Bowie Jokes

Who's there? Alan Rickman and David Bowie. Alan Rickman and David Bowie who?

Alan Rickman and David Bowie have both died recently.

What is the Hamburglar's favorite David Bowie song?

Rebel Rebel!