Zodiac Sign Jokes

What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

Deaf Jokes More Deaf Jokes

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Tyrannosaurus Jokes More Tyrannosaurus Jokes

What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

David Bowie Jokes More David Bowie Jokes

What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink?

Redbull Redbull

What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists?

The Spiders from Mars

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

Ted Cruz Jokes More Ted Cruz Jokes

What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you use when you are drowning in women?

A flirtation device.

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube