Zodiac Sign Jokes

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

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What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

Coincidence Jokes More Coincidence Jokes

What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

Deaf Jokes More Deaf Jokes

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Ted Cruz Jokes More Ted Cruz Jokes

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz?

It saves so much time.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

Why do they ask you if you want paper or plastic at the supermarket?

Because baggers can't be choosers.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

What do you call a Mexican firefighter?

Jos