Tyrannosaurus Jokes

What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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What did the dinosaur say after the car crash?

I'msosaurus

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

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What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dino-mite

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

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What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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How do you spell "nose" is Spanish?

Nose

Why do pop artists hate shoe shopping?

They have too many ft. *edit for spelling

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Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

Squat Jokes More Squat Jokes

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.