Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.
A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
DINO-MITE!
A firequaker!
Julio
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'
Because she already has 315 degrees.
I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep
Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
A!
Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..
Barney in an elevator.