Tyrannosaurus Jokes

What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do you get when you put a bomb and a dinosaur together?

Dino-mite.

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What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

What do you call an exploding dinosaur?

Dino-mite

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Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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What is Madonna's least favourite band?

Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly

What has four wheels and flies?

A rubbish bin!

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Who's gonna drive her?

That's right. You.

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

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Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.