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Tyrannosaurus Jokes

What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequaker!

Zodiac Sign Jokes More Zodiac Sign Jokes

What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo?

Julio

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart?

Because she already has 315 degrees.

How much does a birdhouse cost?

I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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What do you get if you cross a dog with a sniper rifle and a car?

A!

Why'd the chicken cross the court?

Because he heard the ref was blowin' fowels..

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Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What's green and purple and goes up and down?

Barney in an elevator.