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Tyrannosaurus Jokes

What's your zodiac sign?

Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

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What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

What do you call someone who crashes flying dinosaurs into buildings?

A pterrorist

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

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Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

Firework Jokes More Firework Jokes

What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

A firequaker!

Car Crash Jokes More Car Crash Jokes

What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward

Why do more men die in car crashes than woman?

Because women are at the wheel.

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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE