Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real.
A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.
A. Telling you his real name.
It's the one that always sinks....
Wizz Air
Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE
Dino-mite
By doing Squats.
I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.
Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.
It squats down on a Triceratops.
Julio
