Squat Jokes

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

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How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

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How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

Ned Flanders Jokes More Ned Flanders Jokes

What do you call a religious guy from Belgium?

Ned Flanders

Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

On OkilyDokilyCupid

Space Marine Jokes More Space Marine Jokes

How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

John Jokes More John Jokes

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

Whats with the wheel on your john?

The pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

Lazy People Jokes More Lazy People Jokes

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats