Squat Jokes

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

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How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

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Girl Chest Jokes More Girl Chest Jokes

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

Who's there! Brazil! Brazil who?

Brazil support a girls chest!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What is a Mature man who likes young women?

An Inmate

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

Queen Guard Jokes More Queen Guard Jokes

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

What's Bigfoot's favourite exercise in the gym?

Sasquats

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Lazy Person Jokes More Lazy Person Jokes

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine?

Diddly squat.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is the world's most religious fish?

The manta pray, at least until the morpray eel hears about this.

What is the difference between a hormone and a protein?

You can't hear a protein. (Wait for it)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Member Jokes More Member Jokes

What do you call a former member of ISIS?

WASWAS

How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."