Squat Jokes

How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.

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What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

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Tyrannosaurus Rex Jokes More Tyrannosaurus Rex Jokes

Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap?

Because they're dead

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Lazy Person Jokes More Lazy Person Jokes

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine?

Diddly squat.

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

Exercise Jokes More Exercise Jokes

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Girl Chest Jokes More Girl Chest Jokes

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why do French tanks have rear mirrors?

So they can also see the front lines.

What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down