Squat Jokes

How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

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Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Ned Flanders Jokes More Ned Flanders Jokes

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

What kind of exercise does Ned Flanders like to do?

Diddily-squats.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why was the illegal immigrant so offensive?

Because he crossed the line

What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

Lazy Person Jokes More Lazy Person Jokes

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine?

Diddly squat.

Lazy People Jokes More Lazy People Jokes

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

Tyrannosaurus Rex Jokes More Tyrannosaurus Rex Jokes

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!