Squat Jokes

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

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How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym?

Diddly squat

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Why did Tupac go to the gym?

To get a sixpac! (Thank you 7th grade me)

Why do people go to the gym again?

Do they not know what a nap is

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What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

Which kind?

Friend: "Motivational."

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Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

Who's there! Brazil! Brazil who?

Brazil support a girls chest!

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What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

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Who's there! Brad! Brad who?

Brad news I'm afraid!

Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

Queen Guard Jokes More Queen Guard Jokes

What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats