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How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

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How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

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What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

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What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.