How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

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How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

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Where did you buy all that junk?

Kid: At the Joke shop.

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

Why doesn't Tyrannosaurus Rex fly?

They're all dead!

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What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a