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How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

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What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

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I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

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What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

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They're all dead!

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What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

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How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.