What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

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What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

What is the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls outs

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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

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Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

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What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

How did Jared lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend

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What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.