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What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

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What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

What's the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist?

An etymologist knows.

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He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

What kind of jean's do Mario prefer?

Denim Denim Denim.

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Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What is a zombie's favorite restaurant?

Subway: East flesh!

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Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Junk Jokes More Junk Jokes

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

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What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.