What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

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How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor

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What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

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Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex scratch it's junk?

It squats down on a Triceratops.

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What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes