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Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

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Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

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What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!

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Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

Because she had no guts!

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Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.