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Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

Who teaches you how to fart?

A tutor

What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why did the eagle fly into the church?

It was a bird of pray

Why are churches never broke?

Because Jesus saves.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Skeleton Burp Jokes More Skeleton Burp Jokes

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.

Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart