Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

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What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

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Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

Skeleton Burp Jokes More Skeleton Burp Jokes

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.

Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart