He didn't have the guts to fart
A tutor.
Ice melt it.
Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".
Because they got no organs.
To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good
Because she had no guts!
Because he didn't have the guts to fart.