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Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

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Fart Jokes More Fart Jokes

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

What do you get when you fart on your wallet?

Gas money

Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

Because she had no guts!

Skeleton Burp Jokes More Skeleton Burp Jokes

Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.