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Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

Why couldn't the skeleton pay his bus fare?

Because he was skint.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

Because she had no guts!

Diving Jokes More Diving Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

What's that diving?

Is it a bird, Is it a plane... No it's the British Pound...