Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

What's the difference between Jared from Subway's gut and his junk?

He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

Diving Jokes More Diving Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.