Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Who's there! Ankara! Ankara who?

Ankara went off the cliff!

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him!

Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do scuba divers always jump backwards off the boat?

If they jumped forwards, they would still be on the boat! Sorry.

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.