Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

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Why did the cow jump over the moon?

Because the farmer had cold hands

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.