Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

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Why are skeletons so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

How do skeletons reproduce?

They don't.

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Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

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Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.