Gut Jokes

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

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Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

Because she had no guts!

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

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Minisoda

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Dustin.

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