He had no guts!
Because he didn't have the guts to fart.
To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.
He prefers his gut when it's down 45 pounds, and his junk when it's up 45 pounds.
He didn't have the guts for it.
Because it had no guts.
No guts.
It takes guts.
He was addicted to crack.
Because she had no guts!
To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good
He didn't have the guts to fart
He didn't have the guts
Because he had no guts.
A parsnip.
It lifts spirits
He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...
Because they have running yolks.
A skeleTON.
He had no body to go with.
It deep ends.
Cliff.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.
I'm ready to partiem with my perdiem *sorry, not a dad, and the bar tender didn't laugh either
A guy laughing his balls off.
About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes
Because he was mortall.
Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.
