He had no guts!
Because he didn't have the guts to fart.
He didn't have the guts for it.
Because it had no guts.
No guts.
It takes guts.
Because she had no guts!
To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good
He didn't have the guts to fart
He didn't have the guts
Because he had no guts.
Zoolander
He could never hit his kids.
Because he was shellfish.
Because he plays with pooh.
Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
An elephant with hiccups!
She asked. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest ten " "Oh, I say. Go on then." she laughed. I said, "0."
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Kid: At the Joke shop.
All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant
A WWE wrestler will get up after faking an injury.
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.
The Germans like shade
To crunch numbers.
