Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.

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Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

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Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.