Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a turtle?

A slowpoke!

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.