To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good
To say hello from the other side.
To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.
He had a chicken stapled to his face.
Because it was a double-crosser
Q: What's the difference between zombies? A: Zombies make honey, and zombies don't.
Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh
There are twenty of them.
Because it was two years old
He was addicted to crack.
He didn't have the guts to fart
