Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda?

A berry bubbly bunny.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What did the zombie say at the urinal?

I'm reliving myself.

What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds?

There's twenty of them.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.