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Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Why did Princess Di cross the road?

Interia

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A buffaloaf.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

When the zombies want Twisties! take a look on this zombies viral video, serious feedback please :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?

V=vdRiMBPbQ8

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart