To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good
Hey forget about it
God is the answer.
Because it was cooler on the other side.
To get to the other slide!
Because he was de-composing.
Dad jokes.
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.
To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.
He didn't have the guts to fart
