Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What are you doing, idiot?

Me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an orthodontist and a secret agent?

It's confi-dental

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

What do vegan zombies crave?

GRRAAAAINS!!

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts