Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart