Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

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What's the worst part about driving Ford off a cliff?

Ford was my best friend.

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

Which film star is always jumping around the forest?

John Treevaulter.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.