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Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!