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Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why did all the potato chips but one jump off the cliff?

He was a Wise Potato Chip.

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why don't skeletons play music in church?

Because they got no organs.

Why are Skeleton's so calm?

Because nothing gets under their skin.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.