Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

Why do the versions of Windows jump from 8 to 10?

Because no one wanted Windows Nein!

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.