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Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say half a dozen?

Why can't they just say Six

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Register Jokes More Register Jokes

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton go diving?

He didn't have the guts for it.

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts