Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Register Jokes More Register Jokes

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.