Register Jokes

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

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Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

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Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

How is this joke similar to a musical about a thesaurus?

Both are a play on words.

What is the best way for a pet shop to get business?

Word of mouse.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did I tell you about telling the truth?

5-year-old: It's only for people who don't have lawyers.

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

Why was 2 afraid of 4?

Because 4 8 16!

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

Perform Jokes More Perform Jokes

What did the veterinarian performing canine reproductive surgery say to the veterinarian with over productive saliva disorder?

Spay it don't spray it.

How does a Metal Wizard perform his spells?

He ChromeCasts. anDruid humor.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!

What do robots do at the rave?

They torque.