Register Jokes

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

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Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

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Wrong Note Jokes More Wrong Note Jokes

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget mexican?

A paragraph since he isn't a full essay

What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome?

You call him a little slow

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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Why is this wet?

She asks. "Because it's below C level."

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

Why is the network engineer sad?

Because his career is in bits.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What goes "Hahahahaha...*thud*"?

Someone laughing their head off

What's the difference between Jimmy Fallon and myself?

I can get through a Jimmy Fallon joke without laughing.