Register Jokes

Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

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Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

Why do people hesitate before registering as an organ donor?

It takes guts.

Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

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What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

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What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.

Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

Why is six afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered 6 offender...

Why was 6 afraid if 7?

Because 7 is a registered 6 offender

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What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

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What were Marco Rubio's first words?

Hello, World!

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.