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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears.)

How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms?

Bear

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in Australia?

Because God could not find three wise men and a virgin.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Derive Jokes More Derive Jokes

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Why did the TSA hire a dentist?

To help with the cavity searches