Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.