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Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

A 2nd born.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

Why was the programmer unhappy at his job?

He wanted arrays. It had to be reiterated several times before it was sorted out.

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate.