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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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What do you call bears without ears?

B.

Where are new Starcraft players born?

In the noobula

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What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

Who is the most famous DJ in Australia?

DJ Redo

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What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.