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Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

Why the long pause?

Asks the bartender. The bear replies "Well, I am a bear"

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why are miners always narcissistic?

Because they MINE as a job.

Why are high end clocks designed and made in Switzerland?

As they don't get arrested for doing their job as they do in America!

Australia Jokes More Australia Jokes

What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate.