Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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What did the polar bear's wife say when she couldn't bear his tantrums any more?

Bye bye bipolar polar bear

Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

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Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on four bricks!

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed