Why wouldn't you hire bears from Australia?

Because they don't have the necessary koalafications. (Derived from: )

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

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Which country's currency weighs as much as it's worth?

Australia. Because five $0.20 coins are about half a pound.

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

Why don't math majors like to drink alcohol?

Because they don't like to drink and derive.

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed