What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

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What does a bully say to someone with severe depression?

Stop hating yourself, stop hating yourself!

Who's there! Bully! Bully who?

Bully Jean is not my lover!

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What's his last name?

Oh, uh- *looks at pic* Squarepants

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.