What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11?

It turned into a hexagon.

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Why did the clown started his soccer career?

For kicks and giggles.

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What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

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Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

What's hard and pink?

A pig with a flick knife.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.