What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What happened to that?

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Benjamin Frankenstein

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Because she will squeal on you.

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

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One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu