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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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How does every racist joke start?

Looks over both shoulders....

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

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Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

Asparagoose

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What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.