What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What happened to the man who turned into an insect?

He just beetled off!

What happens to all Vertibird pilots?

They Fallout

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What, me? Lazy?

Don't get me started.

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence

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What's the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum.

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What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

Why did the pig go to the casino?

To play the slop machine!

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment