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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

What do sea mammals say when something happens against their kind?

Oh, the huge-manatee

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What ten letter word starts with g-a-s?

Automobile.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.