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What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

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Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What do you call a guitar that has completely changed parts?

Trans-Fender.

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What happens when you play the drums incorrectly?

You get repercussions

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

Clarinet Jokes More Clarinet Jokes

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.