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What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

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Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving?

Because you only need one arm to drum along..

Why are drums a fire hazard?

Because they're flam-able. Ba-da Bum tsss.

Clarinet Jokes More Clarinet Jokes

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.