What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

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Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

How do you stop Carlos Santana from molesting your children?

You put a guitar in his hands.

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What does a blonde playing the drums sound like?

Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick...

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

Clarinet Jokes More Clarinet Jokes

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.