What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

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Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

How many drums does it take to make a good ska band?

Nobody knows.

Clarinet Jokes More Clarinet Jokes

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!