What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

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Guitar Jokes More Guitar Jokes

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

Drum Jokes More Drum Jokes

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

How would you describe Al Gore playing the drums?

Algorithm.

Clarinet Jokes More Clarinet Jokes

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!