Guitar Jokes

How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A-cue-stick.

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

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He shreds.

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You can unscrew a light bulb!

What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?

Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets.

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What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator.

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What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

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What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc

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How do you get a guitar player to shut up?

Put sheet music in front of him

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

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What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

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What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

What does the last man on earth watch on tv?

Reruns