Guitar Jokes

Why won't Jonas Bjerre, Johan Wohlert nor Silas Utke Graae Jrgensen use guitars?

Because guitars make music.

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How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

What did the guitars do when they were unhappy with their government?

Formed a coustic d'tat

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!

Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm

What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?

A Moosician!

What did Al Gore play on his guitar?

An algorithm.

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Why did the guitarist leave his guitar on the ground?

It didn't have any pickups

What if you get mugged?

So just to be safe, I took his guitar.

How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A-cue-stick.

What did the guitar and banjo name their daughter?

Amanda Lynn

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

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I'm not coming in *this morning*

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What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

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What is God's favorite guitar chord?

Gsus

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Because if they had the looks they'd be on TV.

Where do tv's go on vacation?

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What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

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What is the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella?

The umbrella can be shut up.

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

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What does music have to do with safety?

If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

What kid of music do old people listen to?

Hip-Pop