Because guitars make music.
He shreds.
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
Trans-Fender.
You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string
Formed a coustic d'tat
Neither of them are a clarinet!
Because they don't know the words.
I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.
An algorithm
A Moosician!
An algorithm.
By selling your guitar.
It didn't have any pickups
So just to be safe, I took his guitar.
Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good..... Boy: if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...
With a chihuahua pedal.
Because it had a hole in the middle.
A-cue-stick.
Amanda Lynn
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!
He couldn't fit in the elevator.
A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)
My donation check to Feed the Children!
The dinocologist
You can't tuna fish.
IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!
Cause seven eight ten.
Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in.
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
A. A bagpiper tuning his drones.
A. Because they don't have balls to itch.
In a tone like you have no idea) "No bunny nose" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend
He wrote sheet music.
Put sheet music in front of him
A Christian bail
G,Esus.