Because guitars make music.
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He shreds.
You put a guitar in his hands.
It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.
Trans-Fender.
You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string
Formed a coustic d'tat
Neither of them are a clarinet!
Because they don't know the words.
I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.
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An algorithm
A Moosician!
An algorithm.
By selling your guitar.
It didn't have any pickups
So just to be safe, I took his guitar.
Girls: You Should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am i so good..... Boy: if you were on TV, i can atleast switch it off...
With a chihuahua pedal.
Because it had a hole in the middle.
A-cue-stick.
Amanda Lynn
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!
G sus
Gsus
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool
He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"
He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!
A sphinxter.
Yes, I'm completely sure.
New gloves for the cold days
Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.
Just 'Cause
Just Cause
Their balls would fall out.
The knife has a point
Wanna go swimming?
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