Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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What do a tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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Which is the worst career choice?

Dentistry in Britain Nutritionist in the Midwest North Pole stripper during an antifreeze shortage

Why are there no penguins in Britain?

They're scared of Wales.