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Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

Stop "N Slop Markets"

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Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

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What do you call a potato that had too much pot?

A baked potato

What did the Grateful Dead fan say when he ran out of pot?

What's that noise?

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What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.