Because they all joined
The steaks were getting too damn high.
Shake N' Bake.
Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.
Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there
Not being British.
Because tea leaves.