Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke. Sorry, it's the first joke I ever learned, and I haven't ever seen it posted.

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.