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Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

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Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

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Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales