Because they all joined
He got baked.
Because they can't get high.
Stop "N Slop Markets"
Because red means stop.
Because he was cannelloni.
He didn't like the phrase fire at will!
He loves his pot.
Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.
When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.
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