What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

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Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

How to end world hunger?

By letting the hungry die.

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What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

What does a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

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What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham