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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

How do they get to smoke their cigarettes?

They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.

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What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

What does a WoW player with tubercolosis say when he ends a conversation?

TBC

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Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

What do you call a pig that can't be seen?

Hamouflage

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham