What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

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What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

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Why was the kettle angry at the pot?

For making false acc sations.

What do you get when you smoke pot with a bee in a candy shop?

A sweet buzz!

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Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team?

Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.