What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

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What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed?

Alpaca bowl!!!

Why did the priest smoke weed in the cemetery?

He wanted to keep his spirits high.

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What did the man say to the Formula 1 driver who nearly rear-ended him?

Thanks Verstappen.

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They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

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What's the difference between a pot of glue, a tuna, and a guitar?

You can tuna guitar but you can't guitar a tuna!

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

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What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.