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What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

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Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

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What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.