What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

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Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What do you call someone who smokes two doobies at once?

Double jointed. What do you call someone who can smoke three at once? Dead. Don't do drugs.

What do you call a piano composer that smokes?

Tarcoughski

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Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost?

It had a nervous breakdown.

Why did the referees stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face-off in the corner.