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What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

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Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

What did the old chimney say to the younger chimney?

You're too young to smoke!

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What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.