What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

What does a high school dance have in common with the parking lot at a Keith Urban concert?

Lots of bad pickup lines.

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Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

What's the best thing about deadly snakes?

They've got poisonality!

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What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.