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What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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Who's there! Con! Con who?

Con unhinged!

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

Lots

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What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill

What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

Prose Jokes More Prose Jokes

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.