What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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What's the opposite of pro?

Con. So what's the opposite of progress

What's the difference between a successful bank robber and one who ends up in prison?

One's a pro, and one's a con.

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What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

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Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!

What's the best thing about ISIS jokes?

The execution

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Why did Shakespeare break up with his girlfriend?

Prose before hoes.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.