What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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What is the opposite of pro?

Con. What is the opposite of progress Congress.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

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Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

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What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.