What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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Con Jokes More Con Jokes

Who's there! Con! Con who?

Con unhinged!

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

Check for bugs in your system.

What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

The White House.

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What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

What's the best thing about Portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till Monday!

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What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.