What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What do you call a lot of cactus?

A cac-ton

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What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

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What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.