What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.

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Who's there! Con! Con who?

Con unhinged!

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

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How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

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What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

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What's the best thing about a poet in a prison?

Oh you know, it has its prose and cons. Badum Tish. Be gentle, first time here.

What's a good thing about a novelist conman?

He may have a lot of cons, but he also has a lot of prose.