What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

The White House.

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Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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How did the hail stone describe it's life?

It really has a lot of ups and downs

What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

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What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.