What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

The White House.

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Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

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Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.