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What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

The White House.

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What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room

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When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight?

When they had lots of sleepless knights!

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

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What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.