What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

The White House.

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

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What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.