16+ Funny White House Jokes

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

What was white outside and black inside?

The White House.

What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

The White House.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook

When will there be a woman in the White House?

When Hillary leaves town.

White House Jokes