White House Jokes

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

The White House.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

Depends on how many were photographed.

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What did Richard Nixon say after he tried to make dinner at the White House for the first time?

I am not a cook