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What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

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Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.