What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

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What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

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How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

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What was white outside and black inside?

The White House.

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.