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What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

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What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

The White House.