Tourist Jokes

What do you call a smart guy in US?

A tourist.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

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Alcohol

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Au.

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Ape Suzettes!

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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He received a Sunkist from his Crush

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

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How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't Czech his papers.

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

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Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

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