Tourist Jokes

What do you call a smart guy in US?

A tourist.

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What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

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They are missing two towers.

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On their feet!

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Because we gave them that L in 1776.

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What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille?

Do not touch.

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How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

What did the cat... Say to the person?

Nothing, because cats don't speak.