Tourist Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

What do you call a smart guy in US?

A tourist.

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

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What do you call hot women in France?

Tourists

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

What do you call a hot girl in Germany?

Tourist

What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

A tourist.

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

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What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican?

Juan-ton soup

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Where did he get his clothes?

That's right - a victim

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

Tower Jokes More Tower Jokes

Why are americans bad at DotA?

Because they cant defend their towers.

What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why can you only ran through a campground and not run?

Because it's past tents.

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

End Jokes More End Jokes

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How many Asians does it take to change a light bulb?

2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.

What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie