Tourist Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

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Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

What do you call a smart guy in US?

A tourist.

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

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What do you call hot women in France?

Tourists

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

What do you call a hot girl in Germany?

Tourist

What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

A tourist.

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

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What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

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How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House?

He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.

Who lives in the White House?

The black man

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What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

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What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

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Whats the world weakest animal?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him!

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite.