Tourist Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

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Why the tourists feel so happy driving by Taj Mahal?

Because they're going via Agra!

What do you call a smart guy in US?

A tourist.

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

What do you call someone in the White House who is honest, ethical, intellectual, law abiding, and truthful?

A tourist.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What should you do when people talk behind your back?

Fart

Living Room Jokes More Living Room Jokes

What's that one room zombies can never enter?

The LIVING room

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why can't you hear a dog whistle?

Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

Because it was being driven by a woman

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

Why did the one-eyed pirate keep running aground?

No depth perception.