What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

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Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.

How are America and McDonald's similar?

They are both run by red-headed clowns.

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Who is the smartest person in the world, doing the silliest thing right now?

Apparently, that's you.

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.