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What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

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Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

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How did Mitt Romney get a 14% tax rate?

He claimed 47% of America as dependents.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.