What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

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What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

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Why does America use Mexicans to pick our oranges?

As we saw on Tuesday, it takes 1/2 of America to pick an Orange.

Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!