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Smart Guy Jokes

What do you call a smart guy in US?

A tourist.

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

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Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What is a Latino gang member's favorite type of exam?

Essay

What did the Spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

What do you call a smart guy in US?

A tourist.

What do you call a smart person in America?

A tourist.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

Who currently provides your Internet?

He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty?

She kept wetting the bed.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

What do you say when Al Gore writes computer code?

He's writing an Algorithm!