A tourist.
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I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
Because he was to short to be called an essay
A paragraph, because he is not a full essay.
With love and hisses.
A ball point banana!
She is a woman.
So they can stand closer to the sink
So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
The dishes if she knows what's good for her!
It was just a matter of time.
Four guys watching a baseball game.
