A tourist.
I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.
A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes
She was told to do an essay in school.
Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.
Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?
Double jointed.
They prevented Hispanic attacks
Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
The loser was 'thore'
One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!
The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.
He gets stumped.
He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography
You never appreciate them until they go down on you. edit: computers