Smart Guy Jokes

What do you call a smart guy in US?

A tourist.

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why are you guys all sitting on the same side of the table?

DaVinci

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

What do you call a smart guy in US?

A tourist.

What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

I let women know that i have a jacuzzi

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

Why do baseball pitchers make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What's so dark about blonde jokes?

They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb

How do you figure out how sensitive a man's balls are?

Test tickles

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

It's pointless just like this post

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."