Smart Guy Jokes

What do you call a smart guy in US?

A tourist.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the guy who liked mustard say when he opened his fridge and saw no mustard?

You mustard be joking!

What do you call a guy who likes to hang out with musicians?

A drummer.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Who did the ghost-boy write to during his trip to ghost-summercamp?

There is no afterlife.

What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

Tourist Jokes More Tourist Jokes

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Where does Wonder Woman buy all her stuff?

Amazon.

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

What does the US Government use to spy on a high school student?

An essay.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

How do you convey body language?

With your figure of speech

Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.