How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

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Why shouldn't you ask if someone's a Texan?

Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

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Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!

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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

How do you ask for a cigarette in spain?

Tapas a snout!