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How do you ask for a cigarette in Spain?

Tapas a snout!

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?

Asking for my two year old.

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What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

How do you find out what's in an e-cigarette?

Just ask someone not to smoke it next to you.

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How many Kings of Spain does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Juan

Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain?

M'drid

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What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails?

Snout about!

How do you ask for a cigarette in Spain?

Tapas a snout!