Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Why wont Apple ever make a car?

Because it can't have windows in it!!!!

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Why did Jesus Christ go to the doctor?

His resurrection lasted more than four hours.

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

Dalek Jokes More Dalek Jokes

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean