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Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why does John Cena always take awhile to feel better when he's sick?

Because the Doctor can never see him.

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

Dalek Jokes More Dalek Jokes

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

Who go to get his salami?

The Dalek-atessan of course.:D