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Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you call two doctors with the same career?

Pair of medics.

Why do computer teachers never get sick?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Dalek Jokes More Dalek Jokes

What does a Dalek do in the shower?

EXFOLIATE!

Who go to get his salami?

The Dalek-atessan of course.:D