Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

"Is it mine?"

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

Dalek Jokes More Dalek Jokes

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

What does a Dalek do in the shower?

EXFOLIATE!