Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

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What can a whole apple do that half an apple can't do?

It can look round.

Why couldn't the apple speak to the orange?

Because he didn't know Mandarin

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Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill?

He had misunderstood the doctor when he said "I do probe Ono."

What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

Dalek Jokes More Dalek Jokes

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean

Who go to get his salami?

The Dalek-atessan of course.:D