Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

(Scream) APPLE!!!

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

Dalek Jokes More Dalek Jokes

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

Who joke what do Dr. Who's enemies do when they get dirty?

Dalek themselves clean