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Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What's the difference between a doctor and a chair salesman?

The chair salesman gives YOU a stool sample.

Dalek Jokes More Dalek Jokes

Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

Who go to get his salami?

The Dalek-atessan of course.:D