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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What is that famous Raider saying?

Next season!!! Hater nation!!!

Why did the Fall break off from all the other seasons?

Because it wanted autumnomy