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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

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What will Tesla build this Christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What does the nationalist sing at Christmas?

Jingo Bells.

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How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

What do you call part of a poem written by a Seinfeld character?

A George Costanza.

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

Why is it always so sunny in Firefly and Serenity?

Because they only have one season.