What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

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What will fall on the lawn first?

An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue

What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street

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Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

Why do they write PIZZA all over the box?

What else could possibly be in there

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What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

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How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs?

He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season