What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

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Why does Jay Z love Christmas?

Because he's the best wrapper alive.

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

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What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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How many seasons are there in a dogs life?

Just one the moulting season!

What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time :D I'm not funny (..)