What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

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What am I not taking on Christmas this year?

Noels

What is Soulja Boy's favorite type of Christmas song??

YUUUUUUUUUULLLEEE!!!!!!!!!

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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What did Douglas Adams say after he finished writing the first chapter of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Ah, I've finally put a dent in that book.

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

What kind of medicine does Dracula take for a cold?

Coffin medicine.

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How many seasons are there in a dogs life?

Just one the moulting season!

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.