What kind of writing makes the most money?

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

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How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

Who wrote it?

Major Bumsore

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What did the music thief do in college?

Take notes.

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

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Who held the baby octopus to ransom?

Squidnappers!

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.