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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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What is it called when you give money to a plains bison?

A buffaloan!

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

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What kind of TB do potatoes get?

Culosis.

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

Who writes books for little bees?

Bee-trix Potter!

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.

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Who held the baby octopus to ransom?

Squidnappers!

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!