Ransom notes.
Ho, tell me where my money is!
He'd rather spend his money on a forty
A bahumbug!
A cranberry!
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
I did! Well here's the elastic band.
Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.
Squidnappers!