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What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who's there! Celeste! Celeste who?

Celeste time I lend you money!

What kind of money do polar bears use?

Ice!

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What kind of bees get you high?

Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that

What kind of story does a rabbit tell?

A fluffy tale.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

If you put a million monkeys at a million keyboards, one of them will eventually write a Java program

The rest of them will write Perl

How many times should you check whether a sentence is written in English or Spanish?

Once.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What is Samsung's next Note series phone after Note 7?

Samsung Not Explode

What is Michael Bay's favorite phone?

Note 7

Ransom Jokes More Ransom Jokes

Why Do Elephants Have Big Ears?

Because Noddy won't pay the ransom!

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.