Because it was A Minor.
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
Samsung Not Explode
Note 7
Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.
Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".
A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.
Ransom notes.
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Take notes.
I did! Well here's the elastic band.
A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
The former owner of a Note 7
Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.
Scratch Paper!
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.
He responds, "One note at a time."
A Muslim
Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
He had been illumi-naughty
Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty
Prime Rib
Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.
Revolver Camelot!
Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*
Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.
Network.
Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.
Lights out at nine, candles out at ten.
I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)
Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.
They share the same middle name.
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