Because it was A Minor.
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
Samsung Not Explode
Note 7
Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.
Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".
A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.
Ransom notes.
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Take notes.
I did! Well here's the elastic band.
A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
The former owner of a Note 7
Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.
Scratch Paper!
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.
He responds, "One note at a time."
A Muslim
Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.
Because it's inefficient!
Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.
A large medium in smalls.
Security at Samsung.
A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.
Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)
A top-of-the-lime model.
It got flagged.
Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
Because he is married.
Ray* (Sorry... Too soon)
Removed
Bunnies squirm too much.
