Because it was A Minor.
After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
Samsung Not Explode
Note 7
Lake Eerie. Note: This joke has probably been made before.
Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".
A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan.
Ransom notes.
A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
Take notes.
I did! Well here's the elastic band.
A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
The former owner of a Note 7
Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.
Scratch Paper!
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.
He responds, "One note at a time."
A Muslim
Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
It was homophonic.
Dad jokes are punnier.
There's no 'f' in way
Where there's a Will, there's a way.
Bada bing!
The sound of silence
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
Because "Kindle" was taken.
It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
Because today's April full!
Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.
A change is as good as a rest!
I rest my queso.
Because it means they *cantaloupe*
