Galaxy Note Jokes

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

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What do you call the security guards outside a Samsung factory?

Guardians of the Galaxy

Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

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What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!

What Pokémon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

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What did the tie say to the neck?

I think I'll just hang around.

What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!

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What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

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What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

Kindle Jokes More Kindle Jokes

What's the difference between a Kindle and a Kindle Fire?

The Kindle Fire has a lithium battery.

What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.