Galaxy Note Jokes

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

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What do you call and autistic child caught in a house fire?

A baked potato

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

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How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

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What's the difference between a Kindle and a Kindle Fire?

The Kindle Fire has a lithium battery.

How do you say 'The Torah' in German?

Kindling.

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Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung?

The guardians of the galaxy!

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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.