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What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

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How's the ventriloquism going?

ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.

What did the ascetic say when he broke his fast?

OC I think I'll go on a diet!

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What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

How do you say 'The Torah' in German?

Kindling.

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Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

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Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

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What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy