Galaxy Note Jokes

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

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Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market?

He was caught taking a leek.

What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

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What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the galaxy

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What is your guys' opinion on shoes that are a little bit too small?

Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

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What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

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What do you call an exploding box?

Your new Note 7 package

Why can't I trust my Walmart calculator?

It's always 7% off.