The Galaxy note 7
It can't catch fire underwater... I think.
Because "Kindle" was taken.
ME: Not good. WIFE: But I got you that Ventriloquism For Dummies book. ME: I don't think he read it.
OC I think I'll go on a diet!
The Dear Reader.
Kindling.
Because he dosen't have a plot.
I gotta catch a plane
HOLY MACKAREL!
Security at Samsung.
Guardians of the galaxy
The Samsung Note 7
Because 7.. 8.. 9
Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.