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Galaxy Note Jokes

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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Why did Samsung make the Galaxy Note 7 waterproof?

It can't catch fire underwater... I think.

Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

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How do you catch a runaway laptop?

With an Internet.

How many times can you celebrate a 29th birthday before people catch on?

Asking for a friend

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What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer?

Because he dosen't have a plot.

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What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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Why did Samsung call it the Galaxy Note 7?

Because "Kindle" was taken.

What's the difference between a Kindle and a Kindle Fire?

The Kindle Fire has a lithium battery.

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Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.