Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

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What number is the oddest prime number?

2 Source: My discrete professor

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

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Why was 6 happy to see 7?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why does everyone hate 7?

Because 7 kneeled during the National Anthem.

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Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 8 9

Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!