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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

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What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

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Why was number 6 scared of number 7?

Because 7 8 9!

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

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Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

They revived to much XP

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!