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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why did they skip Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9!

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

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Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!!

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What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Why was 7 arrested for homicide?

Because somebody divided 14 into 2 and he was the prime suspect

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

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Why did Microsoft skip a number when naming their new operating system?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why did Microsoft name their new operating system Windows 10?

Because Windows 7 8 9!