Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

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What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

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What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

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What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!

What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!