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Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

Usa Jokes More Usa Jokes

What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?

A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

What do Jesus and germs have in common?

Nobody has ever seen them directly, but everyone says they exist.

How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

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Which candidate will most improve our country?

2016 election: Which candidate is least likely to start The Purge

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion