Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

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Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

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What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

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What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.