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Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Usa Jokes More Usa Jokes

What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one?

The regular one says "Made in China". The fancy one says "Designed in the USA. Made in China."

What was the precursor to USB?

USA

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

What's the diffrence between Math and Emos?

Math problems actually exist

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What country is the most fragile?

China!