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Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

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How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

What do vegetables say when they go to party's?

TURNUP!

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Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

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Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

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How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!