Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

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How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.

What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

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What do you call a bee that was born in the USA?

USB

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

Exist Jokes More Exist Jokes

Why can't unicorns play soccer?

Because they don't exist

What do Greek teenagers say?

Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country has the highest concentration of pool players?

Irack.

What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!