Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

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What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

By their names.

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

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Why should optometrists never tell jokes?

Because they're too cornea.

When's the best time to see an optometrist?

When you can't.