What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

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What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.

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What happens when you zip up a lion?

It rars

What happens when a plant is sad?

The other plants have to photosympathize with it