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What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

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What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.

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What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.