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What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

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Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

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What happens when you put Nutella on salmon?

You get salmonella

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.