What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

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How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What do you get with breaking news?

News casts

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What happens to all the unsold Christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every Christmas tree salesperson does the trees

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!