Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

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Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

The Sixth German Panzer Division

What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

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Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

What do you call an iron cat?

A FEline.

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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.