Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

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What do you call an iron cat?

A FEline.

What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

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Why are giraffes so tall?

Because cheetahs are faster.

Why is there no gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.