Feline Jokes

What do you call an iron cat?

A FEline.

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What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

What does a Bills fan do when they win the superbowl?

He turns off his xbox.

Tavern Jokes More Tavern Jokes

What do you call a tavern that only serves baby foxes and adult felines?

Kit Cat Bar

What do you call a tavern that only serves non-alcoholic drinks?

A pro-teen bar

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

Alter Jokes More Alter Jokes

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why couldn't they show the orchestra concert on TV?

There was too much sax and violins.

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports?

It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.

How many of you believe in psychokinesis?

Raise my hand. - Taken from local Chinese joint fortune cookie.