Feline Jokes

What do you call an iron cat?

A FEline.

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What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

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What did the hungry computer programmer say?

All I want is one byte. Hell, I'll even take a nibble.

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

Cat Holic Jokes More Cat Holic Jokes

What religious group does reddit belong in?

Cat holics

What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

To have a CAT scan done.

What did the cat say when it got hurt?

Me-OW!

Alter Jokes More Alter Jokes

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Can I watch the TV?

Yes, but don’t turn it on.

Why do they keep making TVs thinner and thinner?

To keep up with the content.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

I just watched a documentary about beavers.

It was the best dam show I ever saw

Why don't women need a watch?

There's a clock on the stove.