Feline Jokes

What do you call an iron cat?

A FEline.

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What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

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Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

Why did the dyslexic fisherman go on a Paleo diet?

Because he was low crab of course.

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion?

A Tomartyr

What religion does a drinking feline believe?

Cat-holic

Pounce Jokes More Pounce Jokes

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.