Feline Jokes

What do you call an iron cat?

A FEline.

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What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

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How do you catch digital fish?

With clickbait, of course!

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

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What do you call a tavern that only serves baby foxes and adult felines?

Kit Cat Bar

How do Super Heroes like their drinks served?

WITH JUST ICE!

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What is the most common cause of blindness worldwide?

Love.

What is the most common cause of feline blindness?

Cataracts

Pounce Jokes More Pounce Jokes

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why couldn't the cat speak?

The dog taped his mouth.

Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange... Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?