Feline Jokes

What do you call an iron cat?

A FEline.

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What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

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Tavern Jokes More Tavern Jokes

What's the difference between a tavern and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and the other is a *BARROOM!*

What do you call a tavern that only serves baby foxes and adult felines?

Kit Cat Bar

Remove Jokes More Remove Jokes

How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

What does Bernie Sanders say when he gets a haircut?

Remove only the top 1% please.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

Catastrophe Jokes More Catastrophe Jokes

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?

A catastrophe!

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the house go to the doctor?

He was having window pains I'm sorry

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

Alter Jokes More Alter Jokes

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

Why did Yoda never get married?

Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs!

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.