Feline Jokes

What do you call an iron cat?

A FEline.

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What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Course Jokes More Course Jokes

What type of phones do fish use?

Shellular*, of course...

When do you know that your career has gone south?

When you end up moving to South Korea, of course!

Pounce Jokes More Pounce Jokes

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

Cataract Jokes More Cataract Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

What did little Suzy spy with her little eye?

A cataract.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

How do you know if a black person used your TV?

It's not there anymore.

What's on TV?

I said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started....

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals...

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."