Feline Jokes

What do you call an iron cat?

A FEline.

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What did Iron Man call his cat?

FeLine

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

What kind of TV show do felines watch?

Catoons

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Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

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What language do cats speak?

Catonese

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Which doctor?

I replied "No, a medical one."

What do you call a Doctor who received all 'D's in Medical School?

Doctor

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

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What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

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What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

Who is the most successful liar in the world?

Mary. Lied about her extramarital affair, still believed by billions.