Pounce Jokes

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

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Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

How does a virgin pop her cherry?

By using a bottle opener

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies on it's back a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Why are girls so hot?

Because they lay out in the sun so much