Pounce Jokes

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

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Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

Because it's 92.96 million miles away.

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.