Pounce Jokes

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

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Why can't Black Beard use the N-word?

He always says it with a hard "arrr."

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

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What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

What is the fiercest animal in the savanna?

The. Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...

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How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

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How can a cat walk with no feet?

He can't, it's impawsible.

What's it like to tweet "My cat sneezed" and get 500 RT in the first minute?

My cat would be dead before I got 50