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Pounce Jokes

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

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What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

What if the lion's too close?

Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

How many cats sawed in half does it take to change a lightbulb?

Apparently 10 aren't enough: