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What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

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What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures?

Someone is lying.

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

A CAT-ASTROPHE!

What does a cat say when its trapped in a box?

Let MEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWWt

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride