Pounce Jokes

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

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Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

How's your nutrition?

ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a man without arms or legs who gets into a fight with his cat?

Claude!

What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus