What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

What signal tells you that a politician is lying?

The lips are moving

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Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

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What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...