What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

What is blue and lies by the seabed?

Probably not a planned child.

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What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...