What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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Why do programmers drink coffee so much?

So they aren't lying when they say they like Java.

What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?

Annette!

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Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

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What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...