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What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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Why should you never trust someone straight after coitus?

Usually they're lying

What lies in a pram and wobbles?

A jelly baby.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

Have a successful dentistry practise.

What do you call a cat that claims it's a lion crossed with a cougar?

A liar.

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What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...