What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

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Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What is the fiercest animal in the savanna?

The. Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...