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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

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What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

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Why was the cat so small?

Because it only ate condensed milk!

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

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What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...