What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

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How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

What do people who refuse to fight use as weapons?

Their pacifists

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Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taken in in the morning!

What's a cats favorite Mexican dish?

A purr-rito

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What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...