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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

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What is 1 + 1?

3 if you don't use protection.

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

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What's the best fabric Softener to use on a cat?

Pounce...

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...