Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What is the fiercest animal in the savanna?

The. Because the lion is not as fierce as it seems...

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet