Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.