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Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

What did the lion say to the antelope?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride