Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.

Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.