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Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach?

Oeuf!

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride