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Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.

Why was the lion a terrible cannibal?

He couldn't swallow his pride.