Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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What's the largest organ in the human body?

** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway.

Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

Where do lions go if they lose their tails?

To the re-tail store.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.