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Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

What Bird?

Which bird symbolizes love? Swallow.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

What do you call a bison that's sick to his stomach?

A barffalo

Why ebola medicine doesn't work in Africa?

Because it can't be taken on empty stomach

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why aren't lions cannibals?

They can't swallow their pride.

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet