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Why was the lions stomach enormous?

Because he finally swallowed his pride

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Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

Stomach Jokes More Stomach Jokes

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Your under a vest

Pride Jokes More Pride Jokes

Why was the lion alone and disheartened?

He lost his pride in a bet

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.